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America X Reader Emergency First Aid Kit

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America X Reader Emergency First Aid Kit

“Alright, let’s get the emergency travel kit ready”

“Do we really need it?”

“Yes we do, now let’s go through the check list”

“Fine, I’m ready”

“Alright, band aids?”

“Yes”

“Polysporin”

“Do we really need that?”

“Yes, now do we have it?”

“Yes”

“Nasal spray”

“Seriously?”

“Alfred”

“Fine yes”

“Pepto-Bismol”

“Yes”

“Condoms”

“Yup”

“…Alfred, why are condoms on the list?”

“Cause we’ll need ‘em”

“No we won’t”

“If not then what are we supposed to do?”

“Sight see, maybe visit a few historical places”

“But I want to have sex”

WHACK!

“No condoms, No sex”

“Spoil sport”

“What was that!?”

“Nothing”
Today my parents were going through the first aid kit we're taking to Japan. My mom got the list online and condoms were on the list and this popped into my head. Also this is another only dialogue thingy


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>< this made a good chuckle out of me